*Kicks down the door and grabs random nameless hostages (Please apply within)*

As a result of innactivity from the ORT I am therefore Hijacking all general discussion forums. Please remain calm and do not panic. If you behave you will not be harmed! Be good! Now based on the Honour system you are not allowed to post at all on this forum. Any one who breaks this curfew will have a very nasty thing on their concsience. Now before we issue our demands I want to make sure we have your attention. *Snaps fingers and the ORT Building apears* As we are honourable terrorists we are open to negotiaions before we let the forum go.
Myself and hopefully Davros are in charge or the operation and our henchman (the ORT (and the seceratary troll)) will beat all who stand in our path!!!

Remain calm while we conjour demands!!!

The ORT are back in force!*

*Except for OTP, he's KIA.......

[ 08-26-2003, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: Beaumanoir ]

*yawns*

:D

Can the hostages have cookies? If so, count me in.

Screw your honor system. *posts posts posts* Hoo ha! *summons penguin army* We're gonna take control of the forums! So nyah! [img]tongue.gif[/img] But then again... WE'RE LAZY! So... *walks off*

*Grabs Johnny and throws him in the dungeons where its cold and wet. But gives True_Moose some bunny slippers from the last hijacking. (Note to self, need fresh bunny slippers). Hmmmmm Someguy, we could use your penguin army... I'm sure as an ex-ort member we can persuade you back in? Hmmmmmmm What am I saying? Actually, *Talks to penguin army* We could give you a cut. *Talks to someguy* Hmmmmmm........ [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img]

*opens dungeondoor with universal key and pats Binky on the head*

Now stop spamming. [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Spam!? Spam!?!?!?!?! Sorry but you obviously obviously dont understand what we are trying to acheive here! Be you know or not, Its very important what we accomplish!! Its before your time! Pfhhh, This is history re-written!!!!!

*Enter Bozos and casts Wail of the Banshee. Everyone makes their saving throw.*
Do I feel embarased right now...

Can I keep the bunny slippers after the spam? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Looks around and stumbles apon his blanket. Crawls into bed and turns off the light*

You go ahead and terrorize, I.. *yawn* .. need some sleep. [img]graemlins/sleeping.gif[/img]

P.s.- Congrats on your 9000 post Johnny.