I now have 40+ posts and I still can't figure out how to make a signature, someone please help me!

Do you mean a sig at the bottom of the post, or a sig underneath your name?

The one under a post, like yours with the blue troll

Go to where it says POST A REPLY, or POST NEW TOPIC at the top left of the screen, and below it it says my profile, click that, then go to
View/Update Profile, then in the signatures box, type the message you want as your sig, and/or typr in the code for the pic you want, the codes are in the graphics library (at the top of the screen), under Roleplaying images

Thanks for the help.

yr welcome