Police in Franklin Township, N.J., charged a 20-year-old man with shoplifting two pythons from the Animal Trax pet shop and driving away with them. The man's poor judgment was not the reason police caught him, but when they did later encounter the stolen snakes in the man's house in January, he admitted that one of the snakes had wriggled out of his pocket during the getaway, wrapped itself around his leg, and bit him in the "groin area." [Courier-Post (Cherry Hill, N.J.), 1-11-04]

I used to live around there, and it's consistent with the level of common sense the entire area had.

Suits him well.

<span style="color: lightblue">That would sting a bit...

good for him!