This is a list of Strains, Cramps, and Pains.

Nazi's Groin -- Caused by doing the splits while marching. Very common problem in World War 2 amongst Nazis which possibly lead to their destruction.

Nerd's Finger -- Caused by continuos clicking, usually as a result of playing Postal 2, using the paint program, etc.

Initiate's Butt -- Caused by Hazing Ritual involving overly hard paddles.

Drow Victim's Nipples -- Caused by the horrible "Drow Nipple Torture."

Dork's Nose -- Caused as a result of getting punched in the nose by that Girl who refused to take you out on a date. This can easily be translated into a life lesson -- Take "No" for an answer, for the sake of your nose!

Mounty's Groin -- Similar to Nazi's Groin, but common amongst the RCMP. Mounty's Groin occurs as a result of riding your horse a little too fast.

Whackmiester's Numbness -- Common in me, the Whackmiester, usually as a result of just sitting still for about three hours streight.

Protestor's Head -- Occurs as a result of getting pepper-sprayed, bonked on the head, and being punched in the nose by Roit Police.

Heston's Finger -- Occurs as a result of shooting anything that moves (including your drunk uncle!)

Stoner's Tongue -- Occurs as a result of constantly licking that paper that you wrap mary jane in.

Stay tuned for Ten Contagions from Hell!

[ 02-09-2004, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: The Whackmiester ]

That is the weirdest thing I've ever read.

LOL, thanks! :D

*bows* you are most certainly welcome. So ends another episode of "Hospital Theatre."

That was incredible. Don't forget Illumina's Throat, which is a cut throat resulting from a sharp tongue.

lol the Nazi one is great! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Dude stoners toungue was so funny, the whole list was great too.