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Arvon 03-05-2004 07:27 AM

Hi-Tech Guy

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy replies, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular." The bartender says "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartender directs him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy. The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.

"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"

The guy turns and says, "No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax."

Dragonshadow 03-05-2004 10:51 AM

Urgh... bad Arvon. Real bad. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kakero 03-05-2004 10:38 PM

not very good. ;)

Spirits forever 03-05-2004 10:56 PM

as sad as it is..i have to agree with the other two....it is a let down...tsk tsk tsk

but the good thing is that comparing to this anything you put next time will be super funny [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Harkoliar 03-06-2004 08:45 AM

dont wori, he had worse joke than this.. ;)

Volguuz RageWaar 03-06-2004 09:25 PM

that's uuuuu... eheheh, kind of stupid like a grain of sand says to the other, hey i think were being followed... hehehe... or two flies are flying and one says to the other damn i think a fly has gotten into my eye.... lol :D

wellard 03-07-2004 05:44 AM

I thought it was good :D [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]


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