What's the dumbest thing that someone has told you in WoW, and how did you respond?

Mine: (I got the comeback line from the official WoW forums)

Noob rogue: "Cn I hav som water plz?"

Me (priest): "Sorry, I'm bread specced"

rogue: "k"

:D

(Teamates) "Let's do this"

(Tank) "Leeerooooy!"

(Me) "Oh shut up with Leeroy plz, it was funny the first time".

(Tank) "I'll say 'Leeroy' if I want, ok?"

(Teamates) "Calm down, all he meant was you don't have to say it everytime we fight something".

(Tank) "You calm down! Who are you all to tell me what to say? I'm sure you're not perfect either!"

(Me) No, we're dead.

At that point we looked to find our bodies strewn around the Baron. We had basically forgotten where we were while we typed our arguments. It proved a point so strongly that the whole team just laughed.

Can't recall what I answered, but I have been asked for summoning in /say from someone standing next to me in Ironforge. (probably the dumbest I've heard, but at least it was from some rather low level one)

"I don't need a party, just a summon," after explaining someone that you won't bother gathering folks to help with summoning.

I suppose "Right-click the summoning portal, then stand still," must be pretty dumb as well, 'cos they seldom do, and it's not that bloody hard [img]tongue.gif[/img]

1) "This bow is obviously a warrior weapon, stop being a ninja"
2) "Hunters don't do groups"
3) "I just bought a stable area, where can I buy my pet"- Druid
4) "HUNTERS DON"T PULL!!!1"

The number of times I've had to feign death pull to stop group wipes, and then the number of times the warrior has pulled six mobs at once. And you know in Stratholme this can be deadly.

I also like the leaving excuses...

"Guild needs me to help them, g2g" *Logs off*

"Gotta log, bro needs comp" *Looks for smiliar group in IF*

"Hey I g2g little bro just exploded!"

"Wtf aliens! g2g sorry"

Tank: Give fort buff?
Me: *casts unending breath*

Mage and Shaman: "Mana break."
Mage: "Need water?"
Me: "I'm what's called a 'warlock.'"

Horde in Orgrimmar whispers to me: "Can you summon me to UC?"
Me: "Dude, you're in Org, take zep."
Horde: "So, can you summon me?"
[I ask my guildies what they think]
Guildies: "Charge him 50 sp."
[I decide against it.]
Me: "No, you can walk.... like I do."

Me, the first time in RFC, following group wipe subsequent to my Rain of Fire:
"I think this is when I'm supposed to say sorry I aggro'd."

[ 12-20-2005, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]

*chuckles* Yes, I use a variety of excuses not to go to guild meetings.

They are long and boring *snores*

I hate to be stupid, but what is this originally from?

I hate to be stupid, but what is this originally from? </font>[/QUOTE]A video someone made on a guild raid in WoW. Leeroy Jenkins was the name of the tank who in the movie, was afk and then aggrod a bunch of mobs, screaming 'Leeroy' as he did it. I feel personally the whole thing was staged but it caught on...way too much.