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Arvon

07-20-2004 07:05 AM

Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.

"What's the matter?", he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"Well, I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

RoSs_bg2_rox

07-20-2004 07:22 AM

LMAO! That was great, I think I may use that one tomorow! :D

Juddy[SCGW]

07-20-2004 07:25 AM

Ohh and i thought i saw a funnier joke tonight, but this one takes the cake!!!
U BEEEEAUTY!!

Harkoliar

07-20-2004 07:35 AM

makes me wonder if she will ever be able to get her job the day after .

Hivetyrant

07-20-2004 09:51 AM

Hehehehe *graon [img]smile.gif[/img]

The Fallen One

07-20-2004 10:50 AM

XD LOL! nice one!

Blind_Prophet

07-20-2004 12:01 PM

rofl that was good one

Aerich

07-20-2004 01:56 PM

LOL, that was good.

Now to actually make it work, throw in about 6 obscure medical-sounding Latin phrases in the middle... if you're lucky, you can make your boss's eyes glaze over, and he/she won't even ask you what it is.

Attalus

07-20-2004 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harkoliar:
makes me wonder if she will ever be able to get her job the day after .

Not if she worked for me. *Mutters about darned employees* [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img]

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