Ironworks Gaming Forum - Hillarious!!

i just wanted to share this one with your as well. i got this from my email as usual!

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the
twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that
parish. A leading local politician, who was a member
of the congregation, was chosen to make the
presentation and give a little speech at the dinner,
but he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided
to say his own few words while they waited.

"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the
confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my
first impressions of the parish from the first
confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about
this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I
thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.

The very first person who entered my confessional told
me how he had stolen a television set, and when
stopped by the police, had almost murdered the
officer. Further, he told me he had stolen money from
his parents, embezzled money from his place of
business,had an affair with his boss's wife, taken
illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was
appalled.

But as the days went on I knew that my people were not
all like that, and I had, indeed come to a fine parish
full of understanding and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician
arrived full of apologies at being late. He
immediately began to make the presentation and give
his talk.

"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest
arrived in this parish," said the politician. "In
fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to
him in confession."

... somehow I can imagine what will happen next!

moral of the story.. dont be late :D

[ 08-07-2004, 08:20 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ]