Bad News

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?

Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.

[ 02-17-2005, 09:00 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

hah, that's quite good, although i think the taxi driver one was better :D Still, i liked that [img]smile.gif[/img]

Aww that sucks.

*Drops dead.*

Heh... nice... :D

I've heard that before. It's still funny tough.

Sue the doctor then. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Did you guys know that the Pilot (very first episode) of Seinfeld is titles Good news bad news... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Geez that's an old joke. And I've heard so many versiions of it, all it's humor has been beaten out of it a long time ago.

Geez are we grumpy today... [img]smile.gif[/img]

First time I hear it.