SCREEN = Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
CHIP = Munchies fer the TV.
LAP TOP = Whar the kitty sleeps.
MAINFRAME = Holds up the barn roof.
KEYBOARD = Whar ya hang the dang keys.
PORT = Fancy Flatlander wine
DOT MATRIX = Old Dan Matrix's wife.
PROMPT = Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS = Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY = Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
MEGA HERTZ = When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
ENTER = Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
SOFTWARE = Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
MONITOR = Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
RAM = That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
DOWNLOAD = Gettin the farwood off the truk.
MOUSE = Whut eats the grain in the barn.
MICRO CHIP = Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
BYTE = Whut them dang flys do.
MOUSE PAD = That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
LOG OFF = Don't add no more wood.
FLOPPY DISC = Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
HARD DRIVE = Gettin home in the winter time.
LOG ON = Makin a wood stove hotter.
MODEM = Whut cha did to the hay fields.

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It really is that bad, isn't it! :D