A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead rat in the chili.

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too!"

Ewwwwwww.....


Wait, ewwwwwwwwwww.... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Don't blame me! I didn't post this when I found it somewhere else.

LOL @ Arvon! It's still sick tough!

You mean I'm passing along Arvon cast-offs? :D

My twisted side is showing... ;)

OHHHH that's bad Bungleau [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Attalus is from east Texas I hope :D

Yep, just east of Dallas, and to a West Texan, that's East. Practically Eastern Seaboard; they call it "the swamp." :D

I'm so glad I wasn't eating lunch when I saw this! To echo a few others.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! [img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img]

I think this sums it up nicely: [img]graemlins/repuke.gif[/img]

Oh yes, here I was eating my Doritos with a nice Nacho dip... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Shouldn't there be a warning on these kind of threads... [img]smile.gif[/img]