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Friend of mine came across this... :D
From http://www.certtalk.com/column_comme...showarticle=41 You Fragged Me All Night Long Posted by A.J. Axline on Sep 26, 2005 (Sung to the tune of "You Shook Me All Night Long", with apologies to AC/DC.) (If you can play the chords G, C, and D, you can play this song on a guitar.) (Or, on a trombone. Although, it's much more effective if you play it on a guitar.) (Or, on a glockenspiel.) (Glockenspiel, literally translated, means "to play the bells".) (You should not confuse a glockenspiel with a Xylophone. They are actually quite different instruments.) (And don't confuse it with a Sousaphone, or you're likely to receive some pretty harsh e-mails from brass instrument enthusiasts.) (Brass is an alloy of copper and zync. If I had my way, brass would be called 'zopper'.) (Okay, here we go...) She had a fast machine, She kept her tower clean, She was the best damn gamer that I'd ever seen She had the fastest drives, Running on RAID 5, Radeon card, the best from ATI Oh, it was hardly fair, I logged on to her share, I told her to wait, but she was already there And my world was Quaking, My hands were aching, My health bar was shaking, And she was slagging me-- And you-- Fragged me all night long! Yeah you-- Fragged me all night long! Working overtime On the help desk lines; I was busy as hell, but I always made time For a good deathmatch-- But it's me that she'd catch, Busting a railgun cap in my ass I'd try to run around, Try hiding underground, But she'd fry off my buns with her lightning gun And my guy was screaming, The girl was scheming, The plasma was steaming, As I took a reaming-- And you-- Fragged me all night long! I gotta tell you that you-- Fragged me all night long! (Hidden verses; play album backwards to hear.) (If you actually still own albums, that is. Some of us old guys do.) (Actually, I'm 37. I'm not that old.) (Whoops. Okay, here we go...) My eyes and hands are sore Don't want to play no more She IM'd me to say that they're releasing Quake 4 I typed, "What is this stuff?!" "Ain't I been killed enough?" She sent me a picture of my head blown off It was Photoshopped But it made my heart stop She typed, "You're getting shot 'til you spin like a top!" And, I don't wanna go, But deep down I know: I just can't say no, To the damn CIO-- And you-- Fragged me all night long! I found some armor, but you-- Fragged me all night long! Yeah you fragged me.... Yeah, you fragged me! ALLLL NIIIIGHT LOOONG! |
I like ACDC but i didnt get that.. Frags are grenades right and hes sinign about gambeling.
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A frag is a unit of measure. Everyone knows that! :D
Good lyrics BTW. I know the tune well and the words fitted much goodly. Now if i could only locate a record player... |
I've mostly seen frag mean a fragment.
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Frag = @#$%. In socially acceptable lingo. Before Doom and Quake popularised it, i believe the yanks called it "Frig". Now it's one and the same.
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