A Russian comes up to a Turk in a night club and asks him: "Do you want me to tell you 3 main problems with the Turks?" The Turk gets pissed and starts trash talking. Russian says: "Your first problem is that you don't take criticism well." The Turk talks even more trash, then finally walks out. When the Russian leaves the club, he finds 5 Turks waiting for him outside. "Your second problem is that you can't do anything alone." The Turks take out the knives. "But your third and biggest problem is that you take knives to a gunfight."

Good one. I've heard it before, but it weren't Turks and Russians back then.