Whilst bored and waiting for a the Mayor to return in the Umar hills I got Minsc to Charm a rabbit, then used my main character to run around with the boots of speed (you try herding a rabbit) and got the Bunny to force attack the following beasts:

Chicken knocked unconscious with 1 pt damage
Squirrel again but took 9 points of damage
Groundhog as above
Deer! took 12 points of damage and then unconscious.

At no point was the rabbit injured, I think I have found the same rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Any body else tried this bizarre but highly amusing contests?

If you have ToB, fear the...
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... CHINCHILLA! :eek:

I shall ensure I am defended by a charmed mongoose.

The best thing to Control is a Chicken!

I CTRL-Q'd it and it was a mage!

With a few Shadowkeeper mods it was capable of holding it's own.

CHICKEN: Protection from Magical Weapons
CHICKEN: Stoneskin
CHICKEN: Wail of the Banshee
CHICKEN: Power Word: Kill

Cows are the same. But for some reason they are incapable of moving, except by CTRL- J.

Reminds me of the time I Polymorph Othered a certain Red Dragon, and then use the Cloak of the Sewers to turn myself into a Rat, so we could have a Sissy Rodent Fight. You should have seen the look on my face when that Squirrel breathed a Fireball.....good thing I still had 100% Fire Resistance.

A Squirrel doin' Wing Buffet? Must be one of them durned Flyin' Squirrels. Ahh, just shewt the durn thing, Cletus.