What is your birth month?
01- I ate
02- I needed
03- I ran naked with
04- I shot
05- I cuddled with
06- I smoked with
07- I banged
08- I ran shirtless with
09- I stabbed
10- I killed
11- I slept with
12- I left

And the exact day?
01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the kool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a whore
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma

And what's the color of your shirt right now?
White - because thats how I roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke *****
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

And what did you get?

I cuddled with a crackhead because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

(Note the minor spelling correction... should be "you're" and not "your")

Since I'm a guy, I'm glad I'm not wearing a read shirt... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I slept with a french fry cause that's how I roll.

LOL reminds me of those old MAD libs, sometimes they are hilarious, and sometimes (like mine) they don't make much sense. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I cuddled with a bisexual because thats how I roll

I needed the kool-aid-man because I have double D's. :D

I cuddled with your dealer because I have AMAZING boobs.


err... :eek:

I shot a jew because thats how I roll.. errr.. right..

I ate a condom because im sexy as hell

I cuddled with a whore because i'm gay

i ran naked with my lover cos I'm sexy as hell