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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 04-04-2002, 12:39 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,528
Posted By turbovee
I wonder if you can go shrimping with a chocolate...

I wonder if you can go shrimping with a chocolate starfish?

Lt. Dan, we can go shrimpin' on my boat.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 04-04-2002, 12:22 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,528
Posted By turbovee
Just be glad your salad stayed together. be a...

Just be glad your salad stayed together. be a shame if it were tossed.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 04-03-2002, 11:59 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,528
Posted By turbovee
Those starfish can be pretty nasty, especially...

Those starfish can be pretty nasty, especially the chocolate variety. Make sure when you stab it you go all the way in with quick distinct thrusts. You don't want it to get messy.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-28-2002, 08:24 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 6,470
Posted By turbovee
You have got to be kidding. She's probably giving...

You have got to be kidding. She's probably giving up on being rescued and become a hermit. She's all emaciated with long nasty ragged yellow fingernails.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 10:04 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 7,650
Posted By turbovee
MY goodness, I leave for awhile, come back and...

MY goodness, I leave for awhile, come back and Jerome is still dancing on the same tables. I guess things don't change. I wish I could stay longer and continue the mirth and merriment, but have a big...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 10:00 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 7,650
Posted By turbovee
Alright, but Don't get those cheap ass...

Alright, but Don't get those cheap ass cigarettes.
Get the good kind like GPC.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 09:36 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 7,650
Posted By turbovee
What's that? me whupping yo' ass and telling you...

What's that? me whupping yo' ass and telling you to get out and walk that avenue. You better have my money before you get back home too!
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 09:31 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 6,470
Posted By turbovee
I still remember all those sagas you wrote, My...

I still remember all those sagas you wrote, My fingers would have seized up too. That funky little yellow orb does manage to have an interesting pull on me too.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 09:25 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 7,650
Posted By turbovee
Ah hell LoA, waking up in the morning makes you...

Ah hell LoA, waking up in the morning makes you have a reaction
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 09:24 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 7,650
Posted By turbovee
That's Ok Jerome, I'll soak up all the sun down...

That's Ok Jerome, I'll soak up all the sun down here and get a nice dark tan for both of us :cool:

LadyZ - It's not really rubbing it in because I rarely get to enjoy it. I get to school...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 09:18 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 6,470
Posted By turbovee
I saw this post and I nearly fell out of my...

I saw this post and I nearly fell out of my chair. Our Cloudy has been the post leader ever since the current board has been up (since Feb '01) We've definitely seen our fair share of spammers and...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 09:02 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 7,650
Posted By turbovee
Well you're in Scotland. I don't think you guys...

Well you're in Scotland. I don't think you guys ever see the sun do you?
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 08:56 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 7,650
Posted By turbovee
It's actually starting to get really nice down...

It's actually starting to get really nice down here in Florida. It was a comfortable 76 degrees out with clear blue skies tongue.gif
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 08:53 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,771
Posted By turbovee
It's a lot better than lacrimating, but still not...

It's a lot better than lacrimating, but still not better than fornicating.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-27-2002, 08:48 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,994
Posted By turbovee
Hey Cloudy! smile.gif I stopped in to see...

Hey Cloudy! smile.gif

I stopped in to see what was up and saw my name mentioned on this thread. I thank you for putting me on the list of things that have made you smile. I'm glad I could make...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-24-2002, 10:37 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 11,711
Posted By turbovee
Snow? I think I remeber what that is. That's the...

Snow? I think I remeber what that is. That's the stuff all on the ground in IWD right? The closest thing the snow around here is the fine granules of sand on these snow white beaches tongue.gif
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-24-2002, 09:58 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 11,711
Posted By turbovee
I don't know if you consider high 60's cold, but...

I don't know if you consider high 60's cold, but I haven't been in really cold climate in about 10 years so its cold to me. Other than Spring Break is going off like gangbusters, nothing else really...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-24-2002, 09:41 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 11,711
Posted By turbovee
After a long weary adventure battling untold...

After a long weary adventure battling untold numbers of demons, dragons and any other unfortunate creatures that got in my way, I slowly walk in to the establishment and scan the room from the...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-21-2002, 10:41 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,288
Posted By turbovee
Cloudy - I'm up to my eyeballs in bombs,...

Cloudy - I'm up to my eyeballs in bombs, grenades, landmines, rockets, etc. etc. I have to know about 40 of each type, all their components, fillers, safeties, disposals and several other thing...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-21-2002, 10:22 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,288
Posted By turbovee
Tell me about it. I was really disappointed when...

Tell me about it. I was really disappointed when i made my first post and they weren't there. :(
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-21-2002, 10:19 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,288
Posted By turbovee
I'm afraid to start asking questions. I have a...

I'm afraid to start asking questions. I have a million of them. School has just absorbed all of my time and I have no idea whats going on, but I'll sure I'll catch up sooner or later. LOL
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-21-2002, 10:10 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,288
Posted By turbovee
Damn LadyZ, I can't believe how much I missed the...

Damn LadyZ, I can't believe how much I missed the leg flying kung fu girl LOL!
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-21-2002, 10:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,288
Posted By turbovee
Is it me or do I hardly recognize any of these...

Is it me or do I hardly recognize any of these members. I've been away too long. :confused:
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-21-2002, 10:04 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,288
Posted By turbovee
wow "Bosself", haven't heard that in ages. sounds...

wow "Bosself", haven't heard that in ages. sounds good though. Oscar still loves you. I brought him out here btw and he brings alot of attention. good and bad I suppose. the girls love him and he's...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-21-2002, 10:00 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,288
Posted By turbovee
nope no dolphins. had to give that job up when I...

nope no dolphins. had to give that job up when I came out to Florida for this damn school. wish I was back in San Diego with my girls (dolphins), but when this school's over it will all be worth it.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-21-2002, 09:54 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,288
Posted By turbovee
7000 posts! my god woman what have you been up...

7000 posts! my god woman what have you been up to?
Actually glad to finally get to talk to you again its been forever.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-21-2002, 09:48 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,288
Posted By turbovee
can an old blueboarder get some love out there...

can an old blueboarder get some love out there after being gone for almost 7 months? :confused:
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-07-2001, 02:19 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,386
Posted By turbovee
Sounds like a great system Memnoch. just one...

Sounds like a great system Memnoch. just one thing though. You skipped on the RAM. Man that system would have been absolutely zooming with 128 more mb...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-05-2001, 01:48 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,065
Posted By turbovee
Its official - MSN SUCKS! I haven't used AIM,...

Its official - MSN SUCKS! I haven't used AIM, but I have it loaded on my computer so I may have to make the switch.

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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-05-2001, 02:43 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,834
Posted By turbovee
The NVIDIA is a good card and they are usually...

The NVIDIA is a good card and they are usually fair quality. ATI makes excellent cards, but sometimes aren't worth the extra cost. If your warranty on your parts is around 3 yrs I would go ahead and...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-05-2001, 02:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,834
Posted By turbovee
definitely get a better video card. 16mb is old...

definitely get a better video card. 16mb is old technology. 32 bit cards are now available and they are not that much more considering your paying only $1,000 USD...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-05-2001, 02:14 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,753
Posted By turbovee
Thanks Ramon, I took a summer college class...

Thanks Ramon, I took a summer college class before I head off to Florida and between that, work and home the board has taken a major back seat. In fact I think I threw it in the trunk and forgot...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-05-2001, 01:41 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,753
Posted By turbovee
RL has sure taken its toll on me. I've been gone...

RL has sure taken its toll on me. I've been gone from the board for ages. I guess nobody's missed me http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/smile.gif Oh well...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-04-2001, 04:48 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,411
Posted By turbovee
I just got done watching "Snatch" on video. It...

I just got done watching "Snatch" on video. It was an absolutley freaking hilarious movie!
Like Pulp Fiction except much funnier

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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 06-02-2001, 10:22 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,067
Posted By turbovee
The walls of the Cavern glisten with an shiny...

The walls of the Cavern glisten with an shiny ooze. The putrid smell is enough to knock a humanoid unconscious. As the elf mage looks at his companions, he thinks to himself " I'm way to sexy and...
Forum: Icewind Dale | Heart of Winter | Icewind Dale II Forum 06-02-2001, 10:00 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,043
Posted By turbovee
Allright Bosself, coming in to rain havoc on...

Allright Bosself, coming in to rain havoc on those who would spoil Cloudbringer's welcome. You shall suffer my wrath. and be turned into the slimy dung eaters that you are!

Ok now that I got that...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 06-02-2001, 09:19 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,067
Posted By turbovee
As three adventurers gather their packs and...

As three adventurers gather their packs and wander to the mysterious gaping hole that stands in front of them, they shiver in fear at what they are about to face. The Ranger looks at the mage elf and...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-28-2001, 12:06 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 14,195
Posted By turbovee
I know,...

I know, http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/biggrin.gif I'm just enjoying the fun. I would never sic Cloudy on you. You always throw the best parties! Anyways, where else would I be able...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 11:59 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 14,195
Posted By turbovee
Really? That must make me one of the most veteran...

Really? That must make me one of the most veteran "newbies" on the board LOL

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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 11:54 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 4,204
Posted By turbovee
Alot of us have been here on or near the...

Alot of us have been here on or near the beginning (before the new brown forum http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/smile.gif) , so we have shared alot of our personal histories with each...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 11:45 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 14,195
Posted By turbovee
Well another of my Elven Hammers to you my good...

Well another of my Elven Hammers to you my good friend! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/beerchug.gif
Just try not to spill it...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 11:38 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 14,195
Posted By turbovee
All right all right, That does it! No more...

All right all right, That does it! No more critters allowed in the bar.

*as he helps onthepequod to his feet, he brushes off his wet clothing (Thank the gods I cast protection spells on it before...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 10:51 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 14,195
Posted By turbovee
As long as he doesn't chew on my cloak. Remember...

As long as he doesn't chew on my cloak. Remember what happened last time you let critters into the bar?

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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 10:46 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 14,195
Posted By turbovee
Sheeez, tell everyone why don't ya! LOL Cherry...

Sheeez, tell everyone why don't ya! LOL
Cherry fizzes on the way, and a double "Hammer" for me.

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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 10:38 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 14,195
Posted By turbovee
Congratulations to my favorite Bard, Shall I...

Congratulations to my favorite Bard,

Shall I conjure up a couple of Turbo's Elven Hammers?

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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 10:24 PM
Replies: 284
Views: 28,185
Posted By turbovee
Jimmy Carter LOL ------------------ ...

Jimmy Carter LOL

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The sexiest elf mage...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 02:08 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,629
Posted By turbovee
Dude, that's just plain disturbing...

Dude, that's just plain disturbing http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/eek7.gif

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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-27-2001, 01:31 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,730
Posted By turbovee
Anybody like Deep Space 9? I thought it was...

Anybody like Deep Space 9? I thought it was rather cool to have a continuing story line unlike the other series where everthing was conveniently wrapped up in a hour. True Voyager was a continuing...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-19-2001, 04:46 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,320
Posted By turbovee
Farscape is the best sci fi series to come to TV...

Farscape is the best sci fi series to come to TV since Babylon 5. Too bad they don't play any new episodes in a regular basis. I get tired of watching reruns.

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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 05-18-2001, 06:51 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,698
Posted By turbovee
Well Good night folks, I'm out to go paint Tuscon...

Well Good night folks, I'm out to go paint Tuscon <h1><font color="red">RED</h1></font> http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/hihi.gif

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