The recipe for my perfect character:
>Take one elf and add to pot full of potion of dexterity.
>Add one tablespoon of arrogance and two of wit
>Simmer before adding charisma and removing any excess strength or con that may have formed around the rim.
>Add longbow and longsword (finely chopped)
> Stir for ten minutes before pouring into a sleek and stylish mold
> Place in oven and cook for 30 mins at 230C
Leave to stand and serve with chaotic good dressing.
Enjoy [img]smile.gif[/img]
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