This year I'm going as Jacob Marley, Scrooge's dead partner from 'A Christmas Carol'. Cue lots of old clothes (waistcoat, homemade cravat, long socks) dipped in grey paint, lots of talcum powder and face paint, and lots and lots of chains and padlocks. The keys are not leaving my possession.
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\"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"
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