[Lord]

Four women go to a doctor, each with a son or a daughter of theirs.
The doctor says, "Now, you are all here because you have certain obsessions that you need to realize.
So the doctor turns to the first woman and says, "You're so obsessed with money that you named your daughter Penny."
He turns to the second woman and says, "You're so obsessed with food that you named your son Crescant (okay, that's not exactly what he says there, but that's good enough)."
The doctor looked at the third woman, and said, "You're so obsessed with tools that you named your son Jack Hammer."
Before the daughter can talk to the last woman about her obsession, she turns to her son and says, "Come on Dick, I don't even want to hear what this man has to say."