[Edit] Here's Burnzey's post:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...=1#post1116945
Pallies are the class to play if you are a coward who likes to bubble and run and never win a fight, but never die.
Here are some jokes to soothe your wounded leet ninja feelings burnzey. But be wary, as you level up you may have to hit more than 2 buttons to wtfpwn everyone as the most overpowered pvp class in the game.
Quote:
A warlock walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The paladin next to him says "Why order a drink? Can't you conjure your own?"
The warlock, obviously peeved, turns and says "You know that's mages, not warlocks, right?"
"Oh, sorry," the paladin responds, "With those robes you guys all look the same to me."
"Right, whatever" the warlock replies. He then finishes his drink and smashes the bottle into the paladin's face, knocking him off his stool. Dazed and confused the paladin climbs to his feet and cries out "What was that for!?"
The warlock responds "Oh, sorry, with that plate armor I thought you could tank. You guys all look the same to me."
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Quote:
A Priest and Paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar. All three sit at the same table and start dicussing their past adventures.
The Priest begins, "You Know, I once fought off 10 men at the same time and I survived".
"Pfft!" Said Varimathras, "I once fought 100 men at once, I managed to one shot most of them and I didnt even die".
The Paladin looks on, unimpressed, "Bah, thats nothing, I once fought 1000 men at once and no one died".
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Oh, and to make you feel better, watch this leet discussion on the ninjas:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...56741355245537
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...+of+roguecraft
Note that on both of these videos the good part begins at the 2 minute point. And, Burn, sorry to pwn you so bad with these, but nobody likes to see the most powerful pvp class (except possibly warriors) cry. Watch these videos to their fullest. Call it a therapy session.
[ 06-22-2006, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]