[Dadams1]

Sweet.

Here's a collection of quotes from my Geometry teacher in Sophomore year... A few classmates and I recorded all the funny things he said. His name is Dr. Farshad Foroozan. Enjoy...

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"You have given me grief and miserability."

"This is the last day of Friday."

"Take the tissue box, go to bathroom, do your stuff, then come back!"

"Seabrook... you have done the grossest thing I have ever seen in my entire life."

"The happiest day of my life will be the last day of school."

"Every moment in this class is torture..."

"Hummer is bright kid... bright faced."

"You don't use reasoning for your reasoning..."

"What if he had a head of ice?"

"Hey Elliot, stop playing with that hand."

"Don't talk, your IQ is low."

"Come over here go over there!"

"One day I make fun of you, you'll see..."

"Hohman, put your nose on your chair!"

"Sometimes it is important for use a good grammar."

"Listen to the board!"

"He [Renny] needs the best psychologist in the world."

"Well you see, Geometry is like chicken soup..."

"A chickenrooster is what you call someone who does very well at something."

"Don't do that, because hand on mouth make a very disturbing noise."

"If I see anyone I give it a detention."

"I catch you in the action, you get a detention. That makes a good poem!"

"Put your pants on! It's falling!"

"If I see a word, I'm going to give a detention."

"Let's take this off and violate them."

"Never get a position that is responsible for human life, Brooks."

"Pay me attention!"

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And a few other amusing ones from other teachers...

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"And at the end the poet describes the ship and the iceberg as...having sex."

"Those rockets killed babies... I have arthritis!"

"You should all remember that you are the class that made me want to quit."