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Originally posted by Animal:
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Originally posted by Dreamer128:
Lines to pick up redneck chicks
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue
Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!
Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?
I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.
I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD
Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.
Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!
You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway
Get in the truck, sis!
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Heh Stormy, any of these sound familiar? 
[/QUOTE]you know that was seriously a low blow [img]tongue.gif[/img] why do you assume I am a redneck just becuase I am from Arkansas?...................
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I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.
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and this one here in paticuliar was even lower.....