Trafficing sensitive information is usually the best way to make a fast buck IMHO. Thats assuming a little earwigging and extortion aren't above you... Also try kidnapping stuff from family members that they don't want aired in public, you know, porno mags, subsqcriptions to star trek fact files... Start a website selling something really bizarre. Fridge magnets shaped like Graham Gooch for example. You're from the north east so if you have a really strong geordie accent you could go somewhere posh like Durham or Harrogate and pretend to be a working class poet and rip off a few toffs. I'm out of ideas, but you dont need any more do you, these'll have you a millionaire in no time.
Edit - Johnny, he's from the north east of England. The prostitution game is a cutthroat industry up there - litterally

Ah who am I to talk, yorkshire boy that I am.
[ 09-12-2005, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: Melcheor ]