They're all good, but this one is my favourite.
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Originally posted by Vaskez:
2. Wee Davie reckons he'll get £42.50 extra Marriage Allowance a week if he ties the knot with Fat Alice. Even if he steals the ring, the wedding will cost him £587. And he'll have to start buying two fish suppers at £3.95 each every night instead of one. How long will it be before Davie wishes he'd stayed single?
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Thanks Vask. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]