I've never even heard the "pointed stick" one, even though I've certainly tried. They're too jumbled-up together for be to make out; the only one I can hear clearly is "The fastest animal, in the WORLD!" and then there's a girl doing her singsong sales pitch, but I can't distinguish any words.
If *I* were writing in a Monty Ptyhon reference at that point, I'd go for "Chaffinch brains....badger's spleens....wolf-nipple chips, get 'em while they're 'ot, they're lovely....dromedary pretzels, only half a dinar..."
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Volothamp's Comeuppance
Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.
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