[Timber Loftis]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, JJ and Bo.

The three men had always done everything together, and were considered to be trouble makers at times.

JJ arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, JJ said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and JJ said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Bo in to confirm the identity of the body.
Bo looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Bo said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Bo said, 'Well, Bubba had two a$$holes!'
What? He had two a$$holes?' asked the mortician.

Yup, we never seen 'em, but where ever we went, everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two A-holes.'