Re: Joke World 09-01-08
A wise guy was refused entry into a nightclub because he was not wearing a tie.
He went back out to his car, got out a set of jumper cables and looped them around his neck. Then he went back to the door.
"Okay, you can come in," said the bouncer, " But don't start anything."
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