Re: Joke World 09-01-08
This explains our elected officials better than I have ever heard...
The buzzword of this election is 'CHANGE.' 'CHANGE.' Candidates toss it around without saying what it is they want to change, or what that change will be.
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines, and told the 'Gunny' that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear.
The Gunny responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately." He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad,and wants you to change your under wear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowskie, Simpson, you change with Schultz. Get to it!"
The moral: A candidate may promise change in Washington, but don't count on things smelling any better.
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