03-28-2009, 02:43 PM
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Lord Soth 
Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
Age: 61
Posts: 1,971
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Re: Joke World 3-1-09
Quote:
Originally Posted by Felix The Assassin
WHY MEN SHOULDN'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS...
Dear Walter,
>
> I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work
leaving
> my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven
more
> than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car
> shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
> When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom
with
> the neighbors 'daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors'
> daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
>
> When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
> having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd
> leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he
> has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him
very
> much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
> increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I
can't
> get through to him anymore.
>
> Can you please help?
>
> Sincerely,
> Hazel
>
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>
> Dear Hazel:
>
> A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
> variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
> debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the vacuum pipes and
> hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
> none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
> pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
>
> I hope this helps,
>
> WALTER
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Took me a second, but I agree that was pretty lousy advice. She's probably just out of gas...
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