12-13-2003, 11:16 PM
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LAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
We stand here, around a ring of minor proportions as we await to witness a battle of major insignificance! A fully buffed-up Cleric versus a nose-picking Mage!
Father Wrathful is decked out with the best of the best equipment and protection spells! The Cloak of Mirroring! Chaotic Commands! 127% Magic Resistance! The Shield of Harmony! The Shield of Archons! Anything and everything that a person could possibly want against an angry Mage!
Meanwhile, Apprentice Le Bleu is scratching his butt! We know not what the heck he is doing, but he appears to be... NOT CONCERNED! His master, Lord Parmesan the Sorcerer chose to skip this fight, citing it to be a waste of his time!
*DING-DING!*
There's the bell! The fight has started! Father Wrathful is charging in! Le Bleu seems undisturbed! Wait! What's this? Le Bleu has... he has... YES! He has casted Mislead! Father Wrathful is frothing now, he appears to be trying to cast True Sight while the illusion of Le Bleu is making monkey faces at him, egging him on too!
We seem to be rea~
And Then Time Stopped.
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And Then Time Resumed.
~ching a... er... erm... Well, well, well. *cough* We have a winner! Le Bleu is being presented with the trophy now while somebody... clean up the remains of Father Wrathful. Yes, check out that winning grin, bloody as it is, can't say Father Wrathful tasted too well.
Good night folks! This has been Game Commentor Curly, son of Surly. Remember to tune in next week! As we watch a Kensai->Mage versus a Fighter/Mage!
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On side note. Remember that Mages have the school of Abjuration. A little time spent to reflect upon this insight will show why Clerics are shafted in BG2.
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