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Hehe..
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1. Shinwiki Action Figure - Comes with a button that when pressed, says three different phrases. "Toad village is for TOADS." "Ukabu, come here." "Shinwiki like many things." Make sure to buy the accesory pack, the magical bag of yellow, and Shinwiki's Spear, which looks deadly but is a very worthless item.
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I'd like to have one of these in class. I can see it now......
Professor:
freudianslip, elaborate on the implications of conversion to a copraphagic metabolic cycle during attenuated prey availability in certain Anisopterans.
*freudianslip presses Shinwiki action button*
"TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!*
Professor:
Excuse me?
*freudianslip presses button again*
"UKABU, COME HERE!"
Professor:
"Ah.. are you implicating that prey availability is affected by the pheremonal, mimicry-establishing response of highly specialized Anisopterans?
*freudianslip presses belly-action-button again*
"SHINWIKI LIKE MANY THINGS."
Professor:
I see.. so you're insinuating that under extended periods of duress the Anisopteran may expand its traditional prey envelope to include entropically inefficient undersirables to substantiate its caloric requirements? True, true.. though a bit unorthodox in your proofal heirarchy, your brevity in analysis is refreshing. A+, freudianslip!
freudianslip squeezes Shinwiki again:
"TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!
I do love that line... I actually had a dream the other night where that was ALL I could say, regardless of what anyone said to me.. it actually took a lot of the pain of decision making out of life.....
"Honey, do I look fat in this dress?"
TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!
"Don't you think it's time you finished that project?"
TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!
"Would you like fries with that?"
TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!
If only life could be that simple.. hmm...
[This message has been edited by Dying Sun (edited 04-03-2001).]
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