Welcome to the board, Cgrant!!!
Very funny!! Wonder if you should cross post that over into the Best Tips thread.
To display an image here on the forum you need to have someplace on the web that you can upload and store the image file. Then it is a simple code to call the image to display here using the UBB code [ img ] path to image [ /img ] (without the spaces in the code or path name).
Wyv