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Bungleau · 07-14-2002, 10:05 PM

Ah, part of the life in the gaming world...

Questor: Go bring me proof of this leprechaun's existence!
Party: Will do!

(*long battle, many vanishes and curses, topped off with a dead leprechaun and lucky staff, which is now topped off with a dead leprechaun *)

Party: Here ya go. One leprechaun's head, on a stick.
Questor (squinting): Hmmmm... naw, that can't be. Them leprechauns ain't supposed to be so tall. Besides, you probably doctored up that head... stuck elven ears on a gnome or something. Come back when you have *real* proof!

Party (grumbling): Real proof? There's nothing left! He dissolved into the sands along the Enchanted Sea! *mutter* there's still room on this stick for another head.... *mutter* Gruhnt, look up the number to Ironworks. We've gotta figure this one out, and Short Stuff isn't going to be much help. Wonder if Wyvern's in?????

07-14-2002, 10:05 PM	#8
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Ah, part of the life in the gaming world... Questor: Go bring me proof of this leprechaun's existence! Party: Will do! (long battle, many vanishes and curses, topped off with a dead leprechaun and lucky staff, which is now topped off with a dead leprechaun ) Party: Here ya go. One leprechaun's head, on a stick. Questor (squinting): Hmmmm... naw, that can't be. Them leprechauns ain't supposed to be so tall. Besides, you probably doctored up that head... stuck elven ears on a gnome or something. Come back when you have real proof! Party (grumbling): Real proof? There's nothing left! He dissolved into the sands along the Enchanted Sea! mutter there's still room on this stick for another head.... mutter Gruhnt, look up the number to Ironworks. We've gotta figure this one out, and Short Stuff isn't going to be much help. Wonder if Wyvern's in????? __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.