I just finished the icewinddale trilogy.
Oficcialy: Salvatore sucks.
A scene from one of his books (edited by me for more effect):
One million twenty thousand and eighty storm giants, half of the Tartar, Abyss, Nine hells, Avatar of Bane, Avatar of Lloth and one drunk goblin advanced at Drizzt. The situation looked bad. Drizzt lost one of his scimitars, the second was broken in half, he was badly bruised and lethally poisoned by revenge spider. His left leg tendons were cut. The field of battle was :"5*5 miles, no cover". His trusted friends were lately seen: inside a working giant meat grinder, near Reistlin when he was
really pissed off and had instakill spells memorized, Mephistophels private torturing chamber, Venus.
The situation looked bad (oh, did i use the same frase? not to worry. that is called skill).
Blind with pain, when he saw nothing at all, drizzt charged at the drunk goblin. He snapped his neck with ease, and was about to kill Belhifet with corpse of a storm giant, when he was injured in his neck with a two handed vorporal sword.
he was about to give up and die, when Wolfgar that arrived at "Enterprise" space ship, threw to him antinuclear cloack. Drizzt covered himself with it and then The whole area was bombed with nukes.
The nukes had little effect on the major demons and avatars, and they continued to go the last 3 meters (totally forgetting about ranged weapons, spells and the fact that they tried to advance these 3 meters for nearly 1/2 an hour).
The situation looked bad (ooooops. Third time). All was about to be lost, when someone cried: cut!!
The demons and avatars stopped and took some rest. Drizzt in the mean time found 2 scimitars +10000, several ultimate healing potions, and was given by some goddes "immune to everything" ring. Then due to his notoriously famous characteristic started to fight unfair (before the "cut" was ended). In 2 minutes he killed everyone and stood victorious.
Nah, that is too easy.
Suddenly the ring and scimitars turned to dust. Lord Ao has arrived. He was Mad As Hell.
The situation looked bad. (4 time! geesh, i probably do a record).
WRAAAAAAUGH! Shouted Ao, charged at drizzt, and despite the fact that he was 50 meters high and wore unpenetrable full plate mail, he managed to impale himself on a little dagger that drizzt had in his boot.
All went quiet. Drizzt stepped to enterprise, rescued the rest of his friends in a matter of seconds, and went to fight elminster's evil twin, Lloth, Bane, and Talos themselves.
Now that kind of story that i will publish, declares Salvatore. I am goooooooooooooood. Che-Chinn! [img]graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
Now please compare the stuff that i wrote to any drizzt book, and explain to me the following questions:
1.what is the difference.
2.Who is more realistic, me or salvatore?
3.what is the difference between ourvocabulary.
4. who stinks of UltraUberPowerfull cheese
[ 07-09-2004, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: Black Baron ]