Three castaways were walking down the beach when one trips over something in the sand. He picks himself up and pulls a bottle out of the sand. as he brushes the sand off he a cloud of smoke comes out of the bottle and a genie appears.
"thank you for releasing me" says the genie "For this I will grant each one of you a wish."
The first guy rushes over and says " I wish to be home surounded by beautiful women that love me"
"Done" says the genie. and the first guy disappears.
The second guy says "I wish to be home with a billion dollars in my bank account"
"Done" says the genie and the second guy vanishes
The third guy still holding the bottle looks around and says "Man, I'm lonely here. I wish I had my friends back"
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