Thanks Vicotnik for starting up and maintaining this thread! It always cheers me up when I have a bad day! Also thanks to the other people who sent in their jokes...keep em coming!
This one's not for the people who disliked the sheepshagging joke:
The Seven Dwarves have managed to get an audience with the Pope, them being famous dwarves and all.
The Pope receives them, and Dopey is right in front.
"What is it you want to ask me, my son?" asks the Pope
"Well Father" says Dopey "I was wondering, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?"
Says the Pope, thinking what a weird question, "Well let me think, no, my son, I don't think we have any dwarf nuns here."
Some of the other dwarves start to snicker slightly. Dopey glares at them and continues:
"But Father, are there perhaps any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
"No, I'm afraid there are no dwarf nuns in Europe" answers the Pope.
Now, the other dwarves are all snickering. Glaring furiously at them, Dopey manages to ask the Pope:
"Please tell me Father, are there any dwarf nuns in the world at all?"
The Pope, puzzled, tells him: "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere on this world"
Then the other dwarves all start howling with laughter and jeering: Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!
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