I hope this isn't over the edge,
A guy with a black eye boards his plane, takes his seat and notices that the
guy next to him also has a black eye. He says to the guy, "What a
coincidence, we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
"Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See I was at the
ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the
world was there. So instead of saying I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, I
accidently said I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh, and that's when she
socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow what a coincidence, mine was a tongue twister
too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please
pour me a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios, honey. But what I accidentally said
was, "You riuned my life you evil self centered, fat assed bitch!"
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Feel My Power
Arcane Adept of the OHF, "So let it be written, So let it be done"