The Ultimate In RPG fun:
Top 10 skills you do not want other characters to have.
10) Musical : a bard can invoke this ability to cause everyone with in a 120' + 1' per level radius of the bard to start singing and dancing -
Thapthim
9) The ability to find and point out misspellings and grammatical errors in every sentence other player characters or DM's issue. - ZanShay
8) Skill of Spam Posting! (**Valen shakes his wand of banning and post removal at Taradir**) - Taradir
7) Mimeing - Zaknephin
6) Play Musical Instrument: Accordion (+3 for Polkas) - Reviler
5) Summon Richard Simmons - Mooncaller
4) highly inaccurate fortune telling - DM: (rolls dice) Hmmmm, Marcia awakens from her clairvoyant trance and tells you all that the Duke's
men, whom you all have been running away from for the past few days, don't want to hang you, but actually invite you to the Duke's nephew's
10th birthday - Amrynn Moonshadow
3) Spell of Infectious Papercut - Dukeleto
2) Breath of Doritos - KCR
1) Disco Mastery. In any sane society, this should cause an area-affect Fear with no save, to any intelligent creature in sight. Semi-intelligent
creatures should be affected as a Confuse spell. - Battlepoet
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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?
Wandering Joke of the Laughing Hyenas
Laughter can be a Mighty Weapon - when wielded with pizazz and accuracy! What Ho!!