"Alabama Man" the TV commercial
Announcer: Hey, kids! Do you like Chinpoko Mon? Well, then you're gonna' love: Alabama Man!
Singer: Alabama Man! He's quick, he's strong, he's action!!
Announcer: You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco.
Kid #1: Wow! He can bowl!
Singer: He'll bowl, and drink, and drink some more: Alabama Man!!
Announcer: When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
Kid #2: Shut up, bitch!!
Singer: He beats his wife and sleeps it off: Alabama Man!
Kids: I wanna' be just like Alabama Man!
Announcer: Alabama Man comes with everything you see here. Wife sold seperately.
Kid #2: I thought I told you to shut up!
Announcer: Not all people from Alabama are wife beaters.
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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!
[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 06-19-2001).]