Valygar: "I'd like to remind everyone that this is Be Nice To Necromancers week."
Korgan: "Thou shalt apologize, sirrah, for that uncouth remark towards my Avariel companion!"
Anomen: "Oh, there's no need to compliment me.....my performance in that fight was nothing special, really."
Viconia: "No, I think the flowery print brings out my complexion more....what do you think, honey, should I get the one with the pretty bow on it?"
Mazzy: "Just leave the money on the nightstand on your way out."
All these and more at: www.geocities.com/boooyaha/never.html
They have quotes from the BG1 NPCs too. You find the WEIRDEST stuff when searching for data!