Actually, fairest LadyWendy, I'd love to have a new signature, but I don't want to settle for anything less than perfect and I honestly have not got any idea so far. Any suggestions ?
I miss the acrobatic young lady in your sig. as well, maybe you ought to employ your enormous, uh, powers of convincing a little more actively - you know Cloudystyle *lashes batting over teary hazel eyes*

- to motivate one of the gentlemen here to lend you a helping hand with resizing your signature. Or you ought to appeal to Moni asking for sisterly solidarity.
I hope your days as a part-time serving wench are over by now - even though I have to admit that the image of you whizzing around in one of those tight uniforms is a uh, oh, uh, stimulating one.

Have you fully explored your new neighboorhood and its potential for bike tours and geese-respecting by now ! And is the birdfeeder in your backyard buzzing with life again ?
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So long !
R³ - proud to be the official spokesman for the most noble Lady Bilqis, Desert Rose of Ironworks
Btw, the cow is queuing in the slaughterhouse right now !