Dear oh dear... this is a virtual bar. Come over here and join myself and Lord Raptor. I have Forever Ale at this table too. Being a magical barman, I can create alcoholic drinks
Lord Raptor says:
(translation: welcome to Ironworks) 
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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