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Vaskez · 07-12-2001, 02:05 PM

Here's another one. If u've ever listened to hip-hop this is pretty funny:

The Robe of Reality:
This illustrious antique garment hails from the Wizards of Old Bronx. It was woven from the hair of idiots and breathed upon by the king of the Mongrelmen- the magical Rex Gripper.
The robe has been worn by a huge number of famous wizards, mainly from the School of Hiphoprisy. The garment allows the wearer to 'keep it real' although he will also be constantly cursed to 'know what time it is'.

07-12-2001, 02:05 PM	#3
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Here's another one. If u've ever listened to hip-hop this is pretty funny: The Robe of Reality: This illustrious antique garment hails from the Wizards of Old Bronx. It was woven from the hair of idiots and breathed upon by the king of the Mongrelmen- the magical Rex Gripper. The robe has been worn by a huge number of famous wizards, mainly from the School of Hiphoprisy. The garment allows the wearer to 'keep it real' although he will also be constantly cursed to 'know what time it is'.