A lady approaches her priest and says to him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing".
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, "Hi we're prostitutes. D'ya wanna
have some fun?"
"That's terrible exclaimed the priest, " but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will
put them with my two male parrots who I taught to pray and read
the bible. My parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible
phrase and will learn t! o pray and worship instead.
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day, the lady brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. His two male parrots were holding the rosary beads and
praying in their cage.
The lady put her female parrots in with the male parrots and the
females immediately said "Hi, we're prostitutes. D'ya wanna have some
fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other parrot and exclaims "Put the
beads away Frank, our prayers have been answered!"
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A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say,
"Supersex! Supersex!"
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown
at him, she again said, "Supersex!"
He sat silently for a moment or two looking up at her.
Finally he answered, "I'll take the soup."
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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To
