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SAS Training
Wednesday, August 08, 2001
A sergeant is talking to 3 new SAS recruits. he barks at them - 'OK TODAY SOLDIERS WE ARE GOING TO TEST HOW MENTALLY STRONG YOU ARE AND SEE HOW FAR YOU WOULD GO TO SERVE IN THE ARMY' he took each one to their house, handed each soldier a gun and told them to show how strong they were and go into their house and shoot their [Censor]s.
The 1st soldier went into his house and after a few minutes the sergeant had not heard anything so he went into the house to find the soldier sitting in a chair crying, the soldier told him he couldnt do it so the sergeant told him to go back to the base, pack his bags and leave the army.
The 2nd slodier went into his house and after several minutes he came back out and told the sergeant he couldnt do it so he was sent back to base and told to leave the army.
The 3rd soldier went into his house and almost straight away the sergeant heard the sound of a gun firing and then a thumping sound and screaming. He went in to congratulate the soldier but he got to the kitchen and looked around and saw the soldiers [Censor] laying in a pool of blood. He turned to the soldier and asked WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?! so the soldier said well sir I tried to shoot [Censor] but all the gun would fire was blanks so I had to beat the [Censor] to death with a chair!
[This message has been edited by 250 (edited 09-11-2001).]
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