PAW AND THE OUTHOUSE
Maw is outside hangin' up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. She walks in and says, "Paw, git out thar and fix that thar outhouse."
Paw says, "All right, Maw."
Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put yore haid down in the hole."
Paw says, "I ain't puttin my haid in that thar hole!"
Maw says, "Well yore gonna have to if'n yore gonna fix the problem!"
So Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit, mind ya) and then hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw hollers, "Now pull yore haid out of the hole."
Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, m' beard's stuck in the wood cracks in the seat!"
Maw says, "Aggervatin', ain't it?"
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