I didn't realize you could find a woman that is smart, beautiful,
witty, caring and attentive....then the $150 ran out and she left.
just kidding, I've been married twice and my first wife wasn't much
to look at but we clicked on the conversational end of relationship.
My next one was drop-dead gorgeous and I soon found out that the only
thing that she lacked was her mind. I was too distracted with everything
else about her to notice. Now I'm looking for the semi-good looking, semi-
smart woman who can cook. (I'm thirty now, that's about all that's left to
find.) It's hard to find a good cook anymore.