I really think that anyone who shares genetic material with the twin harridans should stop making demands. Keep a respectfully low profile for a while and I might just forgive you......
On the other hand, and after mature reflection, having seem what your offspring have done to the shagpile (eeeeeuuuuuugggggghhhhhh

) you have my eternal thanks for selling them to Absynthe and Diogenes rather than me.
On balance therefore I am happy to grant your request -
Fljotsdale
shall be your one and only appelation as far as I am concerned.
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Regards
Mouse
(Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)
[This message has been edited by Mouse (edited 10-06-2001).]