Not really. But I'll try to help you.
1. Smilies:
...you can put smilies in your post by putting in a smiley code, which usually consists of a word between two colons : : <----like this. To find the words you can click on the Smilies Legend link, which is on the left side of your screen when you post a reply, or the Graphics Library in the upper right-hand corner. Some basic smilies are:
You can edit my posts to see how I did these. Some more complicated ones are:
2. Signatures
...Sigs show up when you have posted a message and clicked the little box marked "Show Signature". To get a sig, you put the [img]sig address[/img] into your profile where it says signature. You can also add text to your sig.
...to create a pic for your sig, first you have to have an image. You can find lots on the web. Then you need someone to host your sig. If you want to customize an image, ask someone like Sazerac or Adam Warlock to make you a sig.
Good Luck!
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Lil' Angel 
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
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