Hello everyone, I suppose you've left me to rot within your feeble memories.....even though you obviously do not deserve your "18+" intelligence.
Ah......yes.....it is nice to be back within these walls again, where an old Arch Lich is at home.
So how has everyone been? Have you SEVERED a leg perhaps? TORN an eye? SHATTERED limbs maybe? I would very much like to know, considering my long sleep in a cosy coffin.
Aw......I really must be sorry for my absence, even though your meager wisdom would not even "comprehend" the complexity of my actions.
No, such is not the way of Arch Lich Wah.
It is time that respect is returned.
Kings and Queens bow down alike.
Powerful Magic invokes sights beyond reality!
Welcome back your undead wizard friends and dead friends alike! I have missed you all very much.
I'd would've toast you the juices of someone's brain, if I hadn't drunken it already.......
Yours Most Highly,
Arch Lich Wah
PS: The tears of "joy" that are falling from my eyes are merely spell components, which I will need later. (Foolish mortals........happiness..........BAH! I'll show them!
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